"Why am I not 50 points ahead, you might ask?" One of the worst campaign ads in modern political history. And Hillary and her faithful still can't figure it out.
So here are the answers you all have been so confusingly seeking. May your collective minds be healed.
Hillary Clinton's campaign was a remake of a very bad original movie "The Rise and Fall of the Anointed One." A Hollywood production with a cast of old washed-up actors and actress trying for a comeback while using the same old tired script - titled "The Second Coming of the Anointed Ones."
Hillary even brought in another movie script to go along with the old tired one. A "Cool Hand Luke" moment in the movie as it were - "What We Have Here Is a Failure to Communicate."
Winning an election is like real estate (pun intended): It is All about Location, Location, Location.
Our elected President Donald Trump, on the other hand, just went about the campaign focused on the issues at hand facing this nation and doing that thing called "The American Way." Winning.
So there you go, campaign losers, the answers to your combined dilemma and confused state of minds. Perhaps now the 'little cream puffs" can rest easier in such a perplexing time in their lives. Enjoy the ride.
Or, of course, those still totally distraught about it all do have the option to book a seat on the International Flight of the Distraught, with all those Hollywood fellow "cream puffs" who promised one and all "I will leave this country if Donald Trump becomes President."
Well, guess what? Trump won and the Hollywood clan is still here. What became of "Truth in Advertising?" The airplane is being fueled and is waiting on the tarmac for boarding. There is a Big World out there, so pick a spot and be happy.